Original and funny birthday greetings to your girlfriend will help you to immediately "kill two birds with one stone." Firstly, originally congratulate the girl on her holiday, and secondly, cheer up her. The second option is especially relevant if the hero of the occasion is sad in the morning, and she has no desire to cheerfully celebrate her main day of the year.

Funny greetings to a girlfriend on his birthday in his own words

Funny birthday greetings to a girlfriend is easiest to write in your own words. You can come up with a lot of comic wishes that every girl will like.

The main thing is to try to make them insulting, because the fair sex is easily unpleasant to offend with an unsuccessful joke. And especially if it is voiced on a girl’s personal holiday.

A great idea would be to give the hero of the occasion a bouquet that is not made of flowers, but from something else. For example, from sweets, fruits, soft toys. And in a comic wish, you can explain the choice of such products as the basis for the bouquet: “Today I could not buy suitable flowers, because I just could not find flowers as beautiful as you ... Therefore, I decided to replace them with these charming teddy bears / delicious sweets / ripe juicy fruits. Let them make your life a little brighter / tastier. "

If a girl celebrates her birthday on a cold winter day, then instead of flowers, you can even use warm socks, a scarf / hat / mittens and other similar accessories. With the help of ribbons, beads, foil paper, they can be beautifully designed in the form of a bouquet. The result is a great funny, original and at the same time nice gift.

My dear friend, happy birthday to you. I wish that the nails did not break, the hair did not split, the tights did not tear, and the legs wove along the road of happiness. Be always compelling, even with chaos on your head and in your bathrobe. I wish you to always be loved, and also good luck and happiness squared.

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My dear girlfriend, today I want to wish you eternal buzz and drive from life. May your prince not be a frog, may your carriage never turn into a pumpkin, may your happiness not be limited by time. My bullseye, I wish every day to become juicier and more full, all tastier and more appetizing. Happy Birthday!

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Congratulations to you, my unique friend, on your personal little holiday! I wish you indescribable beauty, internal intoxication, dizziness from happiness and a long green bill path to prosperity and complete relaxer. Let the new day be even cooler than the previous one, the gentlemen - even more solid, and your dreams - even closer and more real. I love and appreciate you, beautiful woman, in any form and condition. Happy Birthday!

Short wishes with humor

Short congratulations with humor should be chosen for the birthday girl in the following cases:

  • If you wish, you will need to send it in an SMS message, email / paper letter, social networks. Under such conditions, too long congratulations will simply turn out to be inconvenient for reading, and in addition, they may also ruin the family budget slightly.
  • If the guest personally goes on a holiday and plans to read out his cool wish with everyone present. Then it will be necessary to memorize and rehearse reading in advance without errors, hesitations. With a long congratulation, you will have to spend a lot of time on this process.
  • If the wish will be read birthday girl on the phone. It is unlikely that a girl will want to spend a lot of time listening to long wishes with humor. These minutes are best to just chat and ask each other about things.
  • If the congratulation will be written on a card, gift wrapping, the present itself. A long version of the text may simply not fit on these basics.

To prevent the appearance of all these problems, you just need to choose a beautiful, but short congratulation for your girlfriend with humor. You can write it yourself or search and use the finished one.

Girlfriend, happy birthday to you. I wish you live chocolate in chocolate chocolate. I wish you always find interesting adventures. I always wish to satisfy all the desires of funny cockroaches in your head.

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I wish to slip on the bill, -

So that a thousand green and no less! -

To be packed like deep-fried lobster,

In the arms to fall to the idol of women.

 

With him, spend the evening under the starry sky,

Preferably, under the sky in Courchevel,

Build a Hollywood career

And go to rest once every two weeks.

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I wish that the boss smiled at a meeting

I wish you great plans for the evening

I wish resorts, luxury hotels

Cafes, restaurants, cocktails

Outfits are cool in price and style

I wish to try on the Miss World crown!

How to originally congratulate a girlfriend

To congratulate a girlfriend on her birthday at the same time both fun and original, you will have to turn on your imagination and come up with something unusual. A banal card with wishes can not do here.

For your original congratulations, it is appropriate to use bundles of balls, unusual compositions of flowers and sweets. You can invite friends and animators to help, independently draw funny posters with wishes for the birthday girl, etc.

You can be sure that the girl will definitely appreciate the large-scale preparation for her holiday and will be grateful to her friends for the pleasant emotions received. In order for her congratulations to remain in her memory for a long time, the whole process is worth filming on a video camera.

I wish OGO-GO!

And never OHHO-HO!

A little bit ah! Well, you can Wow!

To take your breath away.

Of course, that was WOW !!

And so that FU is very small.

So sometimes HERE IS YES!

BLIMEY! - no bullshit,

CAN NOT BE! - it's real,

YES WELL HIM! - let it be virtual.

Wow! - to surprise me more often,

WELL EVERYTHING, HORROR! - not enough.

And at the request of EGE-GAY!

And to come true, come on, pour it!

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Well, girlfriend, happy birthday,

Let there be only luck in life!

Love is a huge balloon

Spouse - reliable, loyal, modest.

 

Mink coat, a million to boot,

Limousine with a driver in the Canary cottage.

Cherished dreams so that they always come true,

And loyal friends so as not to be forgotten!

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May there be luck, may there be luck

Let the mood be always good

Let there be partying, let there be parties

Let there be new things from fashion magazines

Let there be resorts, let there be hotels

Let there be five days off a week

May the weather be beautiful everywhere

And also friends will always be there!

Comic greetings for best friend

If comic greetings are prepared for the best friend, then in this case it is permissible to make them more personal.

For example, you can use fun stories from the life of a birthday girl and her friends, humor on the subject of the character characteristics of the fair sex and her entourage, recall the unusual hobbies of the hero of the occasion, etc.

It happens that the congratulator simply does not have time for lengthy preparations for the important holiday of a friend and writing personal personal wishes for her. In this case, you can take ready-made texts, but you do not need to use the most popular among users on the Web. It is worth digging thoroughly on thematic sites to find something truly unique and original.

Dear best friend

You are a ray of sunshine in a thunderous forest.

You are an exemplary spouse in the family,

And beautiful - everything suits you!

At work, you are always successful

At home - you are the mistress of all the "five"!

Although, like all of us, not sinless,

But, not to me dear to you, reproach.

Be healthy, cheerful, beautiful,

Have fun and laugh heartily.

Be to our joy, happy

And strive for new heights!

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Flowers bloom for you

Birds on the branches sang.

That day you were born

And they wanted to congratulate you

Best friends

And friends, all your relatives.

We love you, your family

Wishes helmet such

So that you are always healthy

And there was a lot of wealth in the house,

The star will not go out for you

And you will be kept by God.

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Congratulations to you my bosom girlfriend. Let the years fly - everything will be nothing to us. Let the wrinkles in the corners, but the gunpowder is always full of gunpowder. I wish you to always remain as easy to climb, always ready to tear your “lovely point” off the couch and rush towards adventures. Let your adventures always be such that there is something to tell grandchildren in old age. Happy Birthday!

The girlfriend’s birthday - especially, long and close - always becomes an important and long-awaited holiday. To manage to please the girl, you need to prepare for the celebration in advance. It will be necessary to pick up not only a beautiful cheerful wish, but also a gift corresponding to it.