Humor becomes a wonderful addition to any holiday. It allows you to relax, distract, tune in a positive way. Therefore, a cool birthday greeting to a man is their best, universal option.
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Funny greetings to a man in prose
For the birthday of a representative of the stronger sex, you can prepare a variety of congratulations. For example, romantic, tender, touching, serious. But in the case of them, you need to know the preferences of the birthday person well, otherwise you can get into trouble. But a comic birthday greetings to a man falls into the list of universal ones - it is always appropriate, regardless of how old the hero of the occasion is, what his tastes and preferences are.
Funny congratulations to the man in prose, if desired, can be made independently. Of course, it is easiest to cope with such a task if the guest and the birthday person have long been familiar. Under such circumstances, it will definitely turn out to recall some joint adventures or just pick up jokes that the hero of the occasion will surely like and will cheer him up for a long time.
Using real life stories in your congratulations, you can make it as individual, vibrant and interesting as possible. It will definitely be dedicated to a particular man and will be remembered for a long time.
You can create yourself not only a cool greeting, but also a gift on the topic. For example, postcards made from photographs of a birthday boy look very funny. To prepare such a surprise, you only need to be able to use any modern program for processing images.Then it will be possible to make not only a designer unusual postcard, but also, for example, a full-fledged congratulatory poster. To the selected pictures you need to add a funny background, some cool details. Well, if they can be associated with the profession or hobbies of the hero of the occasion.
If the congratulator is far from creativity, he can go the other way - turn to the masters who will do it for him.
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You are not gray-haired, but brutal. You do not have a beer belly, but accumulated experience and knowledge that did not fit into your head. And not sand will pour out of you, but gunpowder, which is still in your powder flasks. Look in all the positive aspects. And today is not the next day that old age is creeping up on you, but the next milestone that you have achieved with dignity and become one step closer to your goals, cherished desires and all the interesting things that still await you. Happy Birthday!
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Happy birthday, charming man, cool little boy and just a super-duper man! I wish you a tremendous luck in life, wherever you bring it, let it be good and rosy everywhere. Babosikov you are large, which you can count for years and not count. This, of course, is a fairy tale, but I want to at least have such a plan and bring it to life. I wish you good health so that your years are not crippled, your impulses and goals do not interfere, always achieve steep turns and you will become even steeper pepper.
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Happy birthday, handsome man. You are neither Chuck Norris nor Vann Damm, nor Bruce Willis nor Sylvester Stallone, you are a hundred times cooler, braver and stronger, more beautiful, smarter and healthier. Be passionate Vesuvius, the unyielding Everest, the raging ocean of happiness and the desert heated by love.
Happy Birthday Poems
Not only prosaic, but also poetic texts can be made humorous. The latter are suitable for reading directly at the holiday, and for sending congratulations in a letter, message. They sound bright and capacious, and at the same time do not let the birthday man get bored.
It’s not easy to write funny poems. To cope with such a task, you need to have at least a minimum literary talent. If a person is far from creativity, then you should not even start. Otherwise, in the end, you can get only dissatisfaction with the result of your efforts and regret for a few hours spent in vain.
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Happy Birthday Congratulations!
Boy you're big already.
I don’t know what to wish for you ...
Be always yourself!
All wish you happiness
For many years and not to be ill,
Bypassed to inclement weather.
You are handsome - keep it up!
I wish a yacht, a summer residence,
A suitcase bucks in addition.
Bear a little more
You’ll buy an islet soon.
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Let in your hut
Got money and girls
And outside the window a faithful horse is waiting:
Iron, fashion - wow, fire.
And let your porch
Three soldiers are on duty for the faithful:
Love, reliability and peace
And happiness follows you.
In luck - eternal unlimited,
In bed - personal Aibolit,
In a career - growth to heaven,
Let everything be progress.
Well, a little more will,
A little sugar without salt
A little serious personal affairs
So that chaos does not happen.
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To such a prominent man
I wish you wins
So that you are in all its glory and power
He lived for dozens of years.
I wish you success
I wish I want love
So that there were reasons for laughter
Finances so as not to fail.
So that in this life swamp
There was a reliable island.
And so, as they say in the fleet,
Caught a fair breeze!
Short wishes in your own words
Short congratulations also have their own characteristics. It can be difficult to make just a few lines at the same time cool, memorable, unusual, bright, interesting and enjoyable for the birthday person. If you could not cope with it yourself, you can use ready-made text options.
By the way, short funny wishes written in your own words can be turned into interesting engravings for gifts.
Choose a beautiful unusual line that will always always bring a smile to the hero of the occasion, and ask a specialist to “immortalize” it on a pendant, precious jewelry, watches, flask, metal bracelet, dishes, etc. It is possible to engrave even cutlery. It’s very funny to get a spoon or fork with a name tag.
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Happy Birthday, man! I wish to always remain strong, brisk, cheerful, confident, courageous and cool, like a lion among animals, like an eagle in the sky, like a cornflower in a clear field, like a basil in a garden. Let it be lucky every day, let happiness and luck bring down not retail, but wholesale!
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Happy Birthday man! Let the gun not shoot at idle, let health be like strong rum, let hands hug the beloved woman’s waist and never let go of their luck. Let the storms of passion and emotions not cease in life, and the steam locomotive of fate brings you to success and crazy happiness.
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Happy birthday to a tough, courageous, strong, handsome and charming man. Antonio Banderas in his youth and Jean-Claude Van Damme could envy him. I wish to always stay in excellent shape and vigorous form of spirit, I wish in my life to plop down on the waves of happiness, luck, love and luck.
Anniversary Ideas for Men
If a person is going to an anniversary, then you need to carefully select congratulations for the birthday person. Such a day always becomes special for the hero of the occasion, and the latter wants everyone to attend this celebration.
In order to originally congratulate a man on his birthday, it is worth using in the text precisely those jokes and jokes that will definitely suit his taste.
Humor associated with hobbies, hobbies, work of the hero of the day is always appropriate. In this case, the birthday person will be sure that the text was prepared for him with love and respect.
Of course, you need to take into account the status of the hero of the day. For the second half, friend, brother, you can choose almost any jokes and jokes. But for the boss or colleague it is worth picking up some neutral option.
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A man can be compared with cognac: the older he is, the better, stronger, more valuable and tastier. You can rightfully be considered a five-star cognac. Accept from us congratulations on the jubilee, as well as sincere wishes to be drunk to the bottom by your beloved relatives. We wish you good health, sparkling happiness and heady love.
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Wish this anniversary
I wish you happiness and good luck
Cheerful, loyal friends
And a million dollars in addition!
Be healthy and energetic
As they say - blood with milk!
Let everything be fine
Always in your big way!
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Our dear hero of the day,
You are a wonderful specimen
A person with a capital letter.
So forget rather boredom!
Congratulations on your round date!
Celebrate it with passion
In the circle of relatives and friends,
Blow out the fire of candles.
Let happiness accompany
With you walks by the arm.
Strengthen your health
Well, multiply the profit.
Today there are a huge number of unusual fun options for congratulations for the stronger sex. It remains only to choose the most suitable for himself and the birthday man himself.
