Birthday greetings for the stronger sex can be touching, gentle, serious or funny and comic. Humor is always appropriate at any holiday, and funny birthday greetings to a man will set the tone for the celebration and will cause a smile on the faces of everyone present.

The coolest birthday greetings to a man

You can write funny successful congratulations to a man yourself. The easiest way to do this is if the congratulator has long been familiar with the birthday man and often spends time with him. Under such conditions, one will probably be able to recall a single funny story with his participation, as well as pick up jokes and jokes that will surely please the hero of the occasion and will cause him a sincere smile.

If you use such tricks in your congratulations, then it will definitely turn out bright, interesting and, most importantly, individual. The birthday person will be happy to remember such a birthday for a long time.

If the congratulator is familiar with any modern program for processing photos, then in addition to the cool congratulations, he will be able to create a gift in the appropriate mood. For example, a holiday card or a poster. Cartoon portraits look very funny. They will be able to redo any photo of the hero of the occasion. It will only be necessary to add a cool background and other interesting details to the portrait. Well, if such a present can be associated with hobbies, character traits or the profession of a birthday person.

If “photoshop” is a completely unfamiliar word for a congratulator, he may go the other way.For example, turn the selected text into a funny fairy tale or even a song using a fun, funny melody. Then the congratulation will turn out to be especially bright and memorable. You can participate in it not alone, but by involving other guests. Such a noisy funny congratulation will definitely remain in the memory of the hero of the occasion.

  1. Why is a man's birthday? I put the question like this. After all, women - yes, they are aging ... And with us, what is the demand over the years? And we, like expensive wines, Over the years are stronger and tastier. So rejoice now, man, You have become a year more valuable.
  2. Let happiness stick to you, Well, let fart hug stronger, And so that all changes in fate Make your days brighter, easier. So that you could shoe a flea And keep in check so that good luck. Happy Birthday! Love, beauty and health - it means a lot.
  3. We wish you large-scale achievements on your birthday: a car of the latest model, a salary with many zeros, a beauty queen nearby, and with the bosses to let you go. Never be discouraged and in everything you win!

Funny wishes in your own words

Some birthday people think that the choice of ready-made wishes indicates that the guest was not at all prepared for congratulations. In their eyes, slightly "clumsy" and awkward wishes in their own words look much more valuable. In this case, it is worth trying to write a humorous congratulation for a relative or comrade yourself.

In the text, it will be relevant to use funny stories from the life of the hero of the occasion, jokes that he will definitely like, as well as jokes related to hobbies, work, and hobbies of men. It remains only to add a few at the same time funny and beautiful wishes.

  1. Happy birthday to the man, we wish you a sea of ​​bliss and contentment! Let, as a dumpling in butter and sour cream, you be happy, needed and calm! He is healthy, like a thousand heroes, rich in soul and did not need money. He is beautiful, in demand, smiling and strong in any undertaking or thought. Happiness and pleasures!
  2. Happy birthday, handsome man, cool alpha male. I wish always in life to be the first, constantly to be drunk, but not from alcohol, but from wonderful happiness and sweet love. Let it be a fun and good way of life, like the Bremen Town Musicians, may every day bring unrestrained fun and amusing luck into your life.
  3. I congratulate the real man and the brave hero on his birthday. I wish you always to hook luck and luck, to be a favorite of fortune. I wish you to swim in the female attention, remain an impeccable superman and always get an unreal pleasure from life.

Comic toasts for a festive table

If, in honor of the man’s birthday, a noisy feast is planned, then in this case you can not do without beautiful sonorous toasts. There are people who know how to make beautiful congratulations on the go. They manage, waiting, while the glass is filled, to come up with a stunning, sonorous and sincere text. But not every congratulator possesses such talent.

If a person does not have such skills, you should just use ready-made texts. For example, choose the option with the wish of good good health, true love, fidelity in friendship, endless happiness, a complete wallet and other benefits. Toasts in the form of a fascinating story, tales, and fables sound especially interesting. Do not get along in them without humor.

The main thing is not to go too far with jokes and jokes. Toast should not only make laugh, but also cling to the soul.

  1. Often I hear that life is like a zebra with black and white stripes, which, moreover, rushes unclear where. I wish you to saddle this beast and decorate it in bright colors so that you can decide where it will turn and what your every day will be like!
  2. Men, by tradition, desire courage and strength. I wish weakness and tenderness. Indeed, love for a wife and tenderness for children are wonderful masculine qualities. If you cry with happiness - cry for health. For the wonderful moments in your life when you can be a little softer and a little weaker.
  3. Friends! I propose how to drink for our birthday and together wish him not only banal “happiness-health-love”, but also an amazing life full of adventures leading to good twists of fate!

Funny short greetings

When choosing what funny text to congratulate a man, you first need to consider who the guest belongs to. So, for a loved one, a girl may well prepare a very tender, romantic, full of love and warm feelings wish. Of course, the last option will be inappropriately voiced somewhere at a large-scale holiday with a bunch of people. It is suitable only for face-to-face conversations.

For a young guy (for example, a friend or brother), you can use any, even the most ridiculous and hilarious congratulations. There are practically no restrictions. The main thing is that the birthday boy has a good sense of humor.

But for the boss or colleague it is better to choose some neutral option. Let him not have too personal, touching and tearful congratulations. It’s better to just congratulate the man on the holiday, a couple of times it’s appropriate to joke and wish him all the best.

  1. Happy Birthday! Let happiness, miracle, inspiration And good luck at the click be rushed at all gallop. Let everything work out, grow together, Magic will happen, The sun shines daily And only bring joy!
  2. May tomorrow be always better than today and this will be your motto. I wish you live with an armful of positive and positive emotions. Happy Birthday!
  3. Happy Birthday Congratulations! I wish you to be happy and healthy. May the sun always shine on your street and thunderstorms and misfortunes never meet. All the best to you.

Small verses with humor

Short congratulations on a birthday to a man can be engraved on a bracelet, flask, pendant, metal pen.

In this case, the person will periodically re-read and recall them. And if it will be a few poetic lines full of sparkling humor, then such a congratulation will always be positive.

  1. May health be strong, No pills will be needed. Let joy beats over the edge, Only paradise reigns in the soul, Let the replenishment regularly occur in finances. Energetic, cheerful and cheerful. Always be you. Happy Birthday!
  2. The path will be your life, as in a fairy tale, Full of love and female affection. Let them increase at work, Multiply the salary, And leave will be 5 times a year, And every time - so that the resort!
  3. Let there be time in your life For sports, fishing and football. Let you friends all love, Let him adore the weaker sex. You are a prominent and strong man. On your birthday, do not go wrong, Have fun to the fullest, But do not bother vodka with beer!

There are many interesting options for congratulations for men. But the main requirement for any of them is sincerity and sincerity. Well, a drop of humor will never be superfluous.