Funny birthday greetings for men and women: funny and beautiful greetings

You cannot do without humor in such a positive and happy holiday. On my birthday I want to have as much fun as possible, laugh, joke, and it doesn’t matter whether he’s a child or an adult. In order to set the right mood for the evening from the very beginning, it is worthwhile to prepare funny birthday greetings for the birthday person.

Funny wishes happy birthday man

Best of all, jokes and jokes as a congratulation are men. They do not try to find some offensive subtext in a funny wish, despite its content, and they laugh out loud at the rude humorous utterances. Therefore, when congratulating a representative of the stronger sex, you can choose any funny text you like. Unless it’s worthwhile to refuse black and vulgar humor, especially if you have to congratulate an elderly person, boss, colleague or new friend, whom you met recently.

Funny birthday greetings to a man can be made using a humorous story from the life of the hero of the occasion. If only this was not an adventure carefully hidden by the birthday man, about which he himself does not really want to remember.

The mood of the congratulator is also important. If he pronounces funny congratulations with a sad or “sour” face, he will definitely not be able to achieve the desired positive effect. A preliminary rehearsal of reading prepared greetings in front of the mirror will help correct the situation.

1. Why is a man's birthday? I put the question like this. After all, women - yes, they are aging ... And with us, what is the demand over the years? And we, like expensive wines, Over the years are stronger and tastier.So rejoice now, man, You have become a year more valuable.
2. What does the hero wish for? Never lose heart, Be loved and love. Yes lucky to pass for. Young enthusiasm in the body And success in an important matter. All plans - implementation, All ideas - embodiment. Dream again inspire, On your holiday to have fun. We are with all your soul. Happy birthday dear!
3. I wish you to not be defeated In business, casino and love, I wish you successful investments, So that money flows like a river. I wish you easy, carefree Always spend your leisure. Both joy and happiness are free to find in all the little things. May your birthday be Merry and complete, so that your house is full of loved ones and heart of pleasant people.

Funny greetings to the guy

All the rules noted above are also valid for congratulations to the young representative of the stronger sex. By the way, young people are even more positive about cool greetings. Especially if they involve modern popular jokes.

Making up a wish for a guy, you can write jokes for him yourself. It will be easy and simple to do this if the congratulator has long and well known the birthday man. The funniest for the hero of the occasion will surely be jokes on topics that he has been fond of for a long time, as well as those related to his profession or hobby.

1. This is not the time to think about wrinkles On the day of the birth of a Magnificent man, Which there are none in the world today. Less disappointments, Always be young with your soul, And so that wish trees Bore real fruits. Laugh more reasons, Whatever brought insidious rock. So that you can be as long as possible Sand has not yet poured.
2. On a man’s birthday What can you wish for? First things first, of course, be healthy, prosper. Secondly, I think we should wish a long love. Thirdly, lest your Spirit and strength be impoverished. Well, to complement everyone This modest little rhyme, I wish you wealth, Money to the house a large influx!
3. We wish: a movie without ads, in football - winning matches, So that the wife’s borscht - like my mother’s, Rest - not only in the country. We wish: to build a cottage, Your income - to fly up, Colleagues of the bored - to dismiss And never grow old!

Beautiful congratulations to the woman in your own words

To be ridiculous and at the same time interesting to wish a woman a happy birthday, wishes for her must be selected with special care. You should immediately abandon any jokes that can at least indirectly offend the fair sex.

It’s better to choose easy, fun text variations with funky but enjoyable compliments.

The presentation of a written congratulation will also be very important. The brighter, more effective and emotional it turns out to be, the better a woman will remember. The perfect complement to a cool greeting will be the same bouquet. The latter does not have to be bought at the joke store. There they usually turn out to be excessively humorous. It is better to make a funny bouquet yourself.

Any favorite treats of the girl can become its basis. And no matter what it will be. In the vastness of the Web today you can find workshops on making bouquets of ice cream in horns, pizza, french fries, marshmallows, sausages and other edible objects. Gift compositions come even from cosmetics or small items of clothing - underwear, warm cozy socks.

1. On this day, I wish you, So that in your happy fate there were a lot of miracles and luck And for everything so that there is enough patience. I wish great success, A lot of joy, money and laughter. I wish the atmosphere of the king, Well, life is truly heavenly!
2. Belief is one thing in the people - Like, they are looking for children in the garden. Usually they are looking for everyone in the cabbage. They searched for you there, but it’s empty. And next was a large flower garden. And suddenly from there a children's cry, They ran to him with amazement, And there - nature's decoration! Since then, you shine like flowers, You are the embodiment of beauty, But, so as not to wither through life, You need to be watered. Anyway, so that you shine And never fade, The Gardener should be near, To cherish and love you!
3. I wish you to smile And with luck in life go, To sorrows and bad weather On your path did not meet. Be beautiful always and desired. Be fresh, like a bud in dew, So that sunrises and sunsets always You and your beloved have met everywhere ... Clear skies over your head! Catch the joy in every moment. Be happy, be proud of yourself. Take everything you can from life!

Short funny wishes to a friend

Short humorous greetings today are in first place in popularity among Web users. It is them who are most often sought after by modern congratulators. And this is not surprising. Short texts are universal and well suited for a variety of situations. The store found a very original and interesting postcard, but small? You can safely buy and write on such a basis a small congratulation in poetry or prose.

Short wishes are also convenient for sending a birthday person with whom thousands of kilometers share a person. A great idea would be to do it the old fashioned way - in a paper letter. But in this case, send a congratulation will be required in advance. The exact duration depends on the distance between two people. Of course, for a letter of congratulations, you should choose a special holiday envelope and an original paper sheet. You can even be puzzled by the search for a delicate miniature gift that you can put in your message. Usually bookmarks for books, tea bags, beautiful photographs are sent in this way.

If the congratulator does not have time for such preparations, then you just need to send a beautiful short congratulation in a text message or message through a social network to the hero of the occasion.

Delivery method is not particularly important. The main thing is that the birthday man understands that none of his relatives forgot about his important holiday.

1. May you, my friend, Happiness smiles And your beloved Day and night tries: He will please you in everything, Let him carry it in his hands, He brings coffee with toasts to bed Every day. Dreaming ?! And now just - Happy Birthday! I sincerely wish Happiness and luck. Peace, joy, goodness, Good health. And it doesn’t matter - coffee, tea, The main thing - with love!
2. Happy Birthday! Substitute your pocket as soon as possible: luck will fall there And good luck to a kilogram. A couple of centners of fun, Laughter, happiness and love, And the route to the cherished goals, And three tons of successes. A lot of bright adventures, Joy - to the envy of everyone, There was no doubt left To make a place there at all!
3. Salt poods have eaten over the years, Darling, you and I. Tears were pouring, songs were sung, You were always with me. Happy birthday, congratulations And I hasten to tell you: I am with such a glorious girlfriend. It is easy to walk along fate. Be healthy and loved, Find happiness in life. Let the sun always shine In the island of your soul.

Original, funny greetings to son

And from whom the heroes of the occasion await congratulations with special trepidation? Of course, from their own parents. And it does not matter how old the birthday is, he will always want to hear from mom and dad words about their tender feelings.

Birthday is an opportunity to feel again small, the most important in the family and immensely loved by everyone.

Warm and pleasant congratulations from parents on their birthday are eagerly awaited by both their daughter and son. Even if the young man cannot be called romantic and sentimental, he will surely still happily listen to congratulations from his beloved mother and father.

You can write funny and original greetings for your son in your own words. For example, remembering at the same time some funny situation from his childhood. In verses or prose they will turn out, depends on the literary abilities of the congratulator.

1. Today has become a year older. Son, we want to tell you, so that you are more fun and successful everywhere. So that happiness would go with you, So that you would not know adversity, That there would be no bad weather Over you all year round. Be wiser from year to year - So that everything you can always. Be healthy, be stronger. Happy birthday, son!
2. Son, with you on your birthday The whole world was born again.You are like an explosion when the universe appeared widen in breadth. I wish you a bright little star To the joy of all around shining Through life, as in a crystal boat On the Milky Way to swim. But nevertheless, a comparison with the cosmos may not captivate you at times. So that life, rolling down to the fall, does not become a black hole. Be strong, brave and healthy, Be smart, be brilliant. But with each new birthday, do not forget about your ancestors.
3. You are perfect for me. For me you are “the juice!” For someone, it's just a guy. I call you "son"! On your happy birthday I wish you to stand firmly On the path to great happiness And do not change yourself! I wish to be healthy, Love yourself and be loved, May your wishes be surprised at all your possibilities! Know you are the best that you could, Took from past generations! Be the happiest, the most And not only on your birthday!

Humor is an indispensable component of every bright interesting birthday greetings. Jokes successfully inserted into the text of wishes will help to amuse the birthday man and make his mood appropriate - festive.