Humor is the best “guest” of any holiday. Even if initially at the event all those present are in a bad mood, the situation can be easily corrected with a correctly chosen cool birthday greetings. Suitable text in prose and poetry.
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Funny birthday greetings to a man
Representatives of the stronger sex especially love humorous congratulations. They rarely take offense at funny wishes and enjoy laughing at jokes prepared by guests.
It’s great if, in addition to the chosen funny congratulations, you can come up with a thematic gift. At the same time useful and cool is, for example, a set of socks for every day. You can simply collect the wardrobe items in a large box, and write “Annual Strategic Reserve” or another funny phrase on the lid. Some craftsmen spread socks in the form of a car, tank, ship, complementing the design with cosmetics, elite alcohol and various pleasant accessories.
Many men turn out to be sweet tooth. Therefore, a set of sweets will become an actual gift. For example, in the form of tools, accessories for fishing or gadgets. The box can be decorated with funny photos of the birthday man and his friends.
Handing the representative of the stronger sex the chosen present, it remains to read him an interesting congratulation. In order for the birthday man to be able to remember well the wishes dedicated to him and even re-read them from time to time, it is worth writing down the text on a beautiful bright postcard and putting it in a gift box.
- I wish you immodest profits. In a Swiss bank, there is a huge bill. Outside the city a big cottage of Good Health in addition to Great victories in the affairs of the Amur Canaries and the Cote d'Azur Successes in all kinds of life. And most importantly, reliable friends!
- Let there be football and movies without advertising, And borsch so that the wife was always like my mother. So that the fish were rich in places ... May your man's dream come true!
- We wish: So that the fire does not go out in the soul - This means it will be time! From love to make my head spin - these are two! Happily open the door - It will definitely be three! Be the luckiest in the world - It's already four! Happy Birthday, we will congratulate you today - five!
How funny to congratulate a woman
Funny congratulations for a woman will have to be selected with greater care. Young ladies are more touchy and can negatively perceive any rude jokes heard on their holiday. Therefore, in your text it is worth combining jokes and compliments for the hero of the occasion.
If you can’t make both fun and enjoyable congratulations yourself at the same time, you can use the ready-made one. It will be enough to study the list of the most popular options for wishes on thematic resources and choose among them the most suitable for a particular situation.
- I wish you all the most beautiful, The happiest: Health - chocolate, Fun - grape, Life - endless, Youth - eternal, Smile - strawberry! And it will be easier to live.
- Happy birthday, my dear, I congratulate you! There are many congratulations, They can’t be counted now: Radiant sun, Coffee in the morning. A guy with a broad-shouldered, So that he cooked himself. So that he loved and pleased, He brought money, Kissed and indulged ... And idolized! Children so as not to upset, So that they would take care of you, Mom’s heart was warmed, And they grew up healthy!
- To be a princess or a witch - Choose you one ... Congratulations on your birthday And wish you on your holiday: Fantastic good luck, Crazy luck, so that all tasks can be solved without any difficulty. Happiness will be the most lasting, After all, without happiness there is no life: Choose only what you want - At least a broom, but at least a carriage!
Funny wishes for girlfriend
You can make funny greetings for your girlfriend in your own words and write in verses. It will also be relevant to supplement thematic gift. If sweets are chosen for this purpose, let them be fun and unusual. In modern stores you can find the original chocolate form. Did the girl come across in the company of neat men? Let her get a chocolate broom as a gift. Is she very economical? Then you will definitely appreciate the box with delicious coins. This gift option at the same time turns out to be funny and not at all offensive.
A cool original gift is always various coupons from friends. You can give the girl a stack of hand-painted coupons for the fulfillment of desires or various services. For example: “A night trip with a bottle of wine and sweets to stop a fit of sadness”, “Cleaning at your house while you enjoy watching your favorite TV series” and others like that. Such a gift is always successful and amuses the hero of the occasion. In addition, the donor will not have to spend money on him.
Any chosen present can be supplemented not just with a greeting card with the usual wishes of happiness, health, money and all the best, but with the letter “For the best friend”, “Comrade of the first category” and others like that. If a classic congratulation is chosen, it can be done in poetry and prose.
- Since birth, I hasten to congratulate you from the heart, Let your cherished dreams come true. I wish your life was full of miracles, and if you lost something, then it’s just overweight.
- Dear, best friend, You are a ray of sunshine in a thunderous forest. You are an exemplary spouse in the family, and beautiful - everything suits you! At work you are always successful, At home - you are the mistress of all five! Although, like all of us, it is not sinful, But, it’s not for me, dear, to reproach you. Be healthy, cheerful, beautiful, have fun and laugh heartily.Be to our joy, happy, And strive for new heights!
- The best day of the year has come: Man has become more mature! I congratulate you with him And, of course, I wish: A million impressions, The most vivid entertainment, So that fans of the horde Attacked sometimes! Let trouble take your feet From your life's journey! The house will only laugh And sky-high success!
Funny birthday greetings for friend
All of the above gift options can be used to congratulate a friend. Coupons on other topics are more suitable for a man: “A box of beer at the expense of a friend”, “Merry fishing”, “Help in fixing a car”, “Film and pizza at my expense on a rainy evening”, etc.
If you have a funny photo of a birthday person in stock, you can place it on a cup, t-shirt, diary and other similar items. Modern printing centers will help to do this. Then a friend will use the gift every day and remember with a smile his holiday.
If the congratulator wants to make a cool text for a friend on his own, it can be based on popular jokes and jokes from modern comedians. Or remember funny stories from the life of a birthday man. Of course, it’s worth discussing only those cool situations that a friend himself is not shy about and does not try to hide them from others.
- We wish you a sea of positive, Do not see negativity in your life, Smiles, joy, luck, Great mood. We wish a quality summer residence, Two millionaires to boot, Good, loyal friends, Be energetic, more fun. We wish you a vigorous movement - Forward and directly, only with luck. And every day you meet brightly, And everything will be all right in life. Work, home, large garage, And most importantly - the seascape. Let the kebab smell delicious. Well, happy birthday, my friend!
- I want to tell you, my friend, The world around you is brighter with you! And therefore, on your birthday, Cool will be the mood! I wish you a lot of positive, And live luxuriously and beautifully, Let there be large bills, So that everything is always openwork, Let your health be normal, Buddy, be in great shape! Do not try to lose heart in life, From happiness you must shine!
- Happy Birthday Buddy! Let fate find you And capture, swirl, Inspire success. Will give good luck and kindness, So that you are lucky in everything, So that you jump from happiness, And you never get tired of weirdness!
It’s important to choose humorous greetings for those of different ages, age and social status. They are able to amuse both the baby and the adult serious hero of the occasion.
