Children are not always honest with their parents and lie even in everyday things. At the same time, they are lying about the same thing. Here are just a few phrases that are 99% likely to be cheating.

I don't drive too fast

Teens will never say what values ​​the speedometer showed on their last trip. They will assure that they never exceed, but a maximum until the first fine.

I didn’t have a phone with me

They literally do not let them out of their hands. They constantly spend a lot of time on social networks. But at the same time, teenagers point blank do not notice the calls of their parents.

I'll clean up later

Later - it means, most likely, never. No matter how much the child promises to tidy up, it is not a fact that he will do it at all.

Parents will be at home

When a teenager goes to a party, he always assures that adults will watch her. In 99% of cases, this is a lie.

I did not slam the door

In the heat of anger he can do it, but he will deny it to the last.

I have already done my homework

This is an eternal lie used to go out for a walk early.

I'll get the change back

Teenagers always promise to return the difference in the purchase price, but they constantly “forget” about it and buy something for themselves.

Yes we are just friends

Many teenagers deny that their new friend is, in fact, a new passion and adoration. 

I have not forgotten about your birthday 

Yes, they forget about the birthdays of their parents, and there is nothing to worry about. 

Well, everyone goes there

When some kind of adventure or a big party is planned, teenagers use the weighty in their opinion argument "everyone goes." In fact, of course, not everyone is coming, but somehow you justify your desire to go have fun.

It's not me who crashed the car

Not all teens are willing to admit their mistakes. Especially if their parents often scolded them. 

I'll be home by midnight

First, he will say that he will come on time, and when he does not keep his word, he will find 1000 reasons why this happened. Parties don't end at midnight, so don't expect your offspring by this hour.

Yeah i put the chicken defrost

Children may not even cope with this non-trivial task. Usually their forgetfulness is considered an implausible lie.

Can I go? Andrey (Anton, Boris) drives very well

Often, asking for a walk, the girls warn that their driver is almost a professional racer, so that their parents would have mercy and let go. In fact, this guy only recently got his rights, but his parents won't know about it.

I recently took out the trash

He did not even see him. Until the parents give the garbage to the offspring in their hands, no one will take it out of the house.

Yeah i never drank alcohol

Of course, all teens parties are non-alcoholic. Nobody even thought of drinking on them (sarcasm).

I need money for notebooks (fuel, food)

Teenagers often ask for financial support when it is not really needed. For example, before the upcoming party. Naturally, one cannot talk about it directly and unexpected costs like drugs and gasoline are used.

Teacher said it’s ok to share homework

No sane teacher would approve of this. Most likely, the child is just too lazy to do something and he wants to write off.

Yes i heard you

Far from a fact. Perhaps the teenager will not remember what his parents just said.

I'll sleep another 5 minutes

Outright lies. The dream will drag on for several more hours.

I'll go to bed in 5 minutes

Another similar lie. Probably the teenager will sit on the phone for another 2 hours.

No, I haven’t been on Instagram for so long

Don't even try to convince a teenager. He will still deny that he is losing half his life in social networks.

I've already learned everything

He will claim that he had long been prepared for exams. Even if you have never seen him with a book.

It's not me who ate the last piece

If the parents did not see, then this was not.

We spent the whole night at Yulia’s house (Lena, Sasha)

Of course they were. They are sure of this and probably will not mind if parents call to check.

Nothing happened

If the child is in tears and behaves sandwiched, then something still happened.

We came not so late

Even if they wither in the morning, they will claim that they came much earlier and in general it seemed to their parents.

I did not see your message

He answered 10 messages in Yandex.Direct, made 6 retweets, called three friends, but he certainly didn’t see the message from his mother. They are too inconspicuous.

I don't know what happened

When you hide something, it’s easiest to say that you aren’t up to speed just to ask unnecessary questions.

Yes, I came late, but it's all because of the lessons and exam preparation

Of course. Sleepless nights only because of classes at school and university.

I fed the dog

If the animal has not become their best friend, then be sure that the child will constantly forget to feed the poor man.

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